If you mind watching Full House reruns…
WE CANNOT BE FRIENDS

santanist:

flirting w/you via reblogging all your posts 

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The fact that my brother who is almost 20, still asks me if his watch goes on his left or right wrist…every time he goes out.

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

This is the best

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roundtop:

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

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